Study Finds NatureStone Is Actually Just A Floor

Despite repeated claims in their ads that NatureStone is not just a floor, a recent study has confirmed that it is, in fact, just a floor. The results of the study were released today, and cited the Mirriam-Webster dictionary definition for what constitutes a floor.

A floor is “the lower surface of a room, on which one may walk.” This premise was tested in a laboratory, and concluded that the NatureStone floor was found to be both located at the lowest surface of the room, and able to be walked upon.

When reached for comment, NatureStone CEO Mike Masetta could only offer a bemused “Wow.”

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