Emerge2040 Preparing For Bankruptcy

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Erie’s new future focused partnership, Emerge 2040 is in the beginning stages of preparing for the organization’s future insolvency. “Oh there’s no way we’re even going to make it until the year 2040.” said spokesman Perry Stalzis. “Are you kidding me?” Stalzis further stated that the infighting and misappropriation of funds has already begun, thus setting the stage for Emerge 2040’s eventual dissolution. “We’re talking a big game.” said Stalzis. “You know, future of Erie looks bright, bringing in businesses, revitalizing downtown Erie blah, blah, blah; but nobody here is really sure what we’re doing.”  When asked what to expect from Emerge 2040 in the near future Stalzis stated  “Oh, the usual stuff from organizations guiding Erie into the future; an announcement that nobody would cooperate with each other and that we’ve gone bankrupt with a huge debt.” Stalzis has already started tagging items in his office for the eventual bankruptcy auction.

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