American Freight Announcer Switching to Decaf

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After years of assaulting the eardrums of local television viewers, American Freight announcer Steve Belford has decided to tone it down on the advice of doctors. “MY DOCTOR WANTS ME TO CUT DOWN ON CAFFEINE,” said Belford before lowering his voice. “I’m sorry – my doctor said my caffeine intake is too high. So I’m going to cut down. This will also help my family, who are all suffering from hearing loss due to everyday conversations.”

Belford usually downs a large coffee and three or four Red Bulls before recording, but now will only drink decaf before entering the studio. “I THINK ERIE RESIDENTS…excuse me – I think Erie residents will welcome the change.”

Belford also says he plans meet the guy who does the Hallman Chevrolet ads to give him some advice. “I’m planning on meeting him at the loading docks – next to Dunn Tire, across from Bob Evans.”

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