Waldameer Announces Pirate’s Cove To Be Urine Free By 2017

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Waldameer park has announced plans to eliminate all traces of urine from the “dark ride” known as the “Pirate’s Cove” by 2017. “This is quite an ambitious project for us” said park spokesman Neil Osborne, “for both time and cost, this project is the equal to the new wave pool. “Not all patrons are in favor though. “For me, it’s removing memories” said longtime park enthusiast Glen McDevers.  I first urinated in the Pirate’s cove in 1974 when I was 8 years old on a school picnic”. McDevers, now living in Pittsburgh, remarked “Every summer I bring my family up to Erie and smelling that urine is like stepping in a slighty fetid time machine.”

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  1. Reblogged this on See, here's the thing… and commented:
    This is brilliant.

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  2. Nobody wants to go to a water park, there are several other people who want to go to a theme park without any water park! Plus the cost is getting outrageous at the park! Stop adding to your park please just stop! !

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  3. Good for them. And that guy that Glenn McDevers that said he doesn’t want it to be cleaned?! Seriously?! It stinks in there and has for years, but would be great to have it smell better!!

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