Port a Potty Explodes At Rib Fest


No injuries were reported when a portable toilet exploded at the popular Erie Rib Fest.  Patrons had to waddle for cover around 7:15 last evening when the john blew. “It had been building up for some time” according to eyewitness Darren Mason. “It was the one right next to ‘Porky Pete’s Ribs and Beans’ and there were people constantly going in and out. One guy went in with a lit cigar, and that’s when pointed my scooter in the opposite direction and hit the gas.” Patrons were described as “severely out of breath” after trying to distance themselves from the carnage.



  1. sol rosenburg says:

    Ya, Im pretty sure I hit that same one up after my pork and beans and I felt bad for the innocent remaining in line.


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