Seven So-So Wednesdays Gets Off To Slow Start

yoyoguyLooking to capitalize on the success of Eight Great Tuesdays, the newly launched “Seven So-So Wednesdays” got off to a slow start this week as only 23 people showed up for the free entertainment.

The main act was Billy Gazelle, who plays a KFC bucket with a spork.  “I’ve seen some good spork bucket playing, but this guy is the best. Apparently he came from Nashville.” said attendee Roy Woodford, no address listed.

The opening act was a guy with a yo-yo, and a woman who kept trying to cut the string, though it was apparent from the man’s frustration that she was not part of the act.

Next Wednesday will feature Mayor Sinnott singing karaoke.

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