Dr. William Garvey To Join NAMBLA

Resigned (sorry, “retired”), but not to the truth (Erie Daily Times-News)

Local educator Dr. William Garvey has announced he is joining NAMBLA. “It’s an organization with which I have much in common. I share the same passions that all NAMBLA members share. You could say it’s almost an uncontrollable urge.” When asked what has drawn him to NAMBLA, he answered “It all goes back to my coaching days. Watching those boys running up and down the court, I felt that I could always do more with them than just teach them basketball.” NAMBLA, which stands for National Association of Mercyhurst Basketball Lovers in America, has recently expanded their membership. When asked for a comment, retired judge Michael Palmissano said “With everything I’ve heard and read, I’m not at all surprised Dr. Garvey has joined this group. The only real surprise is that he has publicly…oh wait. It’s a college booster group? OK, never mind.”

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