Amanda Post To Sing News

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In an effort to boost viewership of its weeknight newscasts, WICU has announced that co-anchor Amanda Post will sing the evening news beginning next week.  “We plan on using major key music for positive stories, and minor key for bad news” says Post. “What we’re having problems with right now is finding rhymes for ‘heroin.” Not to be outdone, co-anchor Mike Ruzzi will rap his segments. “I’m looking at doing it in the vein of Snoop Dogg; nothing too gangsta” said Ruzzi.

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