Circle K Employee Misses Being Robbed


The Circle K market at 26th and Cherry hasn’t been robbed in nearly five weeks – and clerk Gerald Love is not happy about it. “The only time this job is interesting is when I’m being robbed” said Love. “I get to be on the news, and meet some nice cops.” Love’s manager, Donita Sparks, doesn’t quite understand his enthusiasm, but appreciates it nonetheless. “He volunteers for the late night shift all the time. He has a good way with robbers; he makes them feel at ease” said Sparks. As for Love, he will continue to wait behind the counter for the next incident. “I think it’s going to be soon; we’ve never gone more than six weeks without a robbery” said Love, as he spied a suspicious vehicle pulling into the parking lot.

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