Perry Square Fountain Closed Due to Elevated E. Coli Levels

psquareCity officials have closed the fountain in Perry Square due to elevated levels of E. Coli that were found during daily testing. “We’re looking at possible causes” said city parks spokesman Jay Ferguson.  “It could be the storm last night that churned up the water.” Other possible causes include pigeons, unleashed dogs, and that weird guy that sleeps on a nearby bench. Ferguson warns that people wanting to wade in the fountain should wear three layers of footwear. The fountain will reopen when levels reach the “Barely Acceptable” range.

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