An Erie man is appealing to City Council in an effort to overturn the longstanding city ordinance which prohibits the keeping of non – human primates within city limits.
“It’s just not fair.” says Clarence Scimm, local organ grinder and part time banana vendor. “For the past few years I have had to walk around playing my music and with a toy monkey. It’s bad for business. People want to see a real monkey!”
Mr. Scimm went on to express his disappointment with the current administration. “Now Mayor Tullio, Lou, he would have just let me have my monkey, no problem. These new youngsters, they don’t seem to like monkeys. It’s a shame.”
“I really thought City Council would hear me out.” Scimm continued. “I had the prime citizen’s speaker spot; right after Freda Tepfer and just before Lou Aliota. I guess maybe I shouldn’t have used four of my five allotted minutes on that barrel organ solo.”
Not all residents are convinced that urban monkey keeping is a good idea. One citizen who attended the meeting spoke in opposition to the proposal. “I get it that monkeys are cute and funny.” said westside resident Judith Horvath. “But I’m concerned about the poo throwing. I don’t want to be relaxing in my yard and then suddenly get hit with a face full of flung feces.”
Gooferie was unable to speak to anyone from City Council but will be following up on this story as the proposed ordinance change goes forward.
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