Atlantean Community Discovered On Presque Isle

Many Erieites are wondering what has become of the quaint houseboats that used to dot Horseshoe Pond on Presque Isle. Reports of sinking homes and absent owners have disappointed the many drivers who used to enjoy gazing at these floating abodes.

So what happened? Penn State Behrend marine biologist, Dr. Marlin Gill, believes he has the answer. 

“They’re very expensive to maintain.” says Gill. “Water gets inside and down they go. A number of them are lying at the bottom of Horseshoe Pond” 

And the elusive owners? “That’s the thing!” Gill told us. “The people are down there too!”

Dr. Gill maintains that houseboat owners, often “absent” or rumored to be living in Pittsburgh, have adapted to underwater living. ”They wanted more privacy,” Gill says. “I mean how would you feel if people drove from all over just to stare at your home?”

Additionally Gill told us that the houseboats owners were a proud people that carried some shame from not being able to afford basic boat maintenance. “Kinda like the real Atlantis. Too much pride.Now they have their seclusion without having to pay for fixing their boats.”

Dr. Gill is preparing to present his thesis to his marine biologist peers. “If all goes well I’m expecting a transfer to the REAL Penn State. The main campus!”

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